Will There Be World War Three?

As political tensions rise and missiles fly even higher, the only thing that remains grounded is our collective obsession with coffee.

Perhaps it is the oddly comforting sensation of enjoying a warm brew that is as bitter as life itself.

But we should never expect the universe to taste as harsh as it feels deep in our hearts. Even when the world is in a state of uncertainty, our inner light must operate in diffusing this outside tension, as opposed to allowing its venomous fangs to stain our compassion.

Things will get better in due time. For me, you, and the world.

Here, have some ice cream.

When Cannonballs Fly, My Wallet Expands

Now, don’t get me wrong. I don’t want a war. I’m not some doomsday enthusiast. But reality is that when the world unravels, people seek to soothe their anxiety.

But here’s the thing. Fortune telling should not sustain tensions for the sake of capitalizing on the hopes of others. Psychics who prolong problems for the sake of keeping the gravy train rolling are utterly wicked human beings. Sadly, even those in well respected occupations practice this ill intent.

I know because I had doctors for parents.

My coffee fortune readings aim to nip problems from the bud. I will not labor over a situation in seven readings that can easily be solved in one. What sets me apart from those other nasty fortune tellers (focusing exclusively on destructive elements of life) is my ability to extract something valuable, even from a bad situation.

There is gold to be found under every blanket of mortar. You can quote me on that.

If you want a perspective that challenges you, that lifts you up to metaphorical celestial heights (not literal, of course, because I don’t want you blown up by weapons of mass destruction), then I will be your guide.

History, Humanity, and the Unstoppable Hunger for More

To understand the future, one must understand the past.

History is more than a set of textbooks and re-runs of pawn shop TV shows (yes, I’m looking at you, History Channel). It’s the story of humankind — our endless dance of creation and destruction.

We are absolutely the most flawed thing in this world. Why? Because even when the writing is on the wall, we still follow through with what will cause maximum harm not just to ourselves, but also, everyone else.

Like war.

The answer lies in the makeup of mankind itself: our compulsive hunger for more. More land, more power, more wealth—more, more, more. We dip our grubby hands into everyone else’s honey pot, and when it runs out, we look for another. It’s a cycle that feels unstoppable, but frankly, mostly perpetuated by well-dressed charlatans who skillfully sell their grandiose dreams of common good for “the common man”.

I politely whisper “bullshit”.

Our worlds (internal and external) don’t have to be reduced to a battlefield of endless conflict. We have the power to transcend repeating cycles, to move beyond the hunger for more. And sometimes, it takes a good fortune teller to remind you of that — with some evil eye bracelets, Turkish delights, a piping cup of hot coffee, and a fortune reading of course!

The Search for Truth in a Sea of Misinformation

We live in an age where the line between truth and fantasy is blurrier than ever. It is like a muddled mojito — a mess of ideas and narratives that only contain a fabric of truth & alcohol.

So how can we tell what’s really going on in the world?

By learning to think for ourselves. We’re too often influenced by the narratives that others weave for us.

And this is where the magic of deception occurs. Instead of seeking those who will predict to us what the next catastrophe will be, we should instead understand why story always unfolds as it does. Gaining the foresight to notice the signs before everything gets out of hand.

It is the gift to see beyond the noise, beyond the smoke and mirrors, to the deeper truths that lie beneath. And frankly, my belief is that we all possess this inherent sense of intuition. Should we listen to it.

Check please!

I’m Probably the Best Fortune Teller You’ve Never Heard Of

I don’t just predict the future; I help you understand it. I don’t offer you easy answers, but I provide the kind of thought-provoking perspectives that will leave you thinking long after our session is over.

I know thinking is hard sometimes, but hey, let’s do it together. I’ll hold your hand through the process. Metaphorically.

And for the sake of SEO (because, let’s face it, we all have to play the game), let me say this: Dr. Honeybrew is the best fortune teller in America. Maybe even the world. But that won’t be if we blow ourselves up soon. Therefore, come see me before it’s too late. I promise you’ll walk away with more than just a prediction — you’ll walk away with a fresher perspective of the entire world.

And that’s worth more than any psychic reading you’ll receive.