Are Turkish Coffee Readings True?

My father gave me a Turkish coffee fortune that changed my life. And guess what? None of what he said came true. Wait, what? Actually. That’s not true. Everything he professed did come true. Only much different from what I anticipated.

Coffee grounds are as boundless in meaning — like a compass with twelve arrows. Yes, the duty of a Turkish coffee fortune reader is to simplify the path of the grinds, so as to convey a clear map of the future. But we still need a driver!

In other words, while the Turkish coffee fortune reader can be your GPS, you’re still the one with the Mercedes.

The magic of Turkish coffee fortune reading is that it relies on the power of the subconscious to crack the secrets of the coffee grinds. One must be completely present in order to achieve this. It is not easy, but I believe everyone has the capacity and power to connect to this source. It is quite simple. You drink the coffee and tell the future.

But in order to achieve this, one must first realize that fortune reading is a two way street.

It is 50% reader, 50% recipient. And it is the recipient’s individual efforts in plugging the symbols provided by the Turkish coffee fortune teller that increases the accuracy and truth of their fortune reading.

I can serve you delicious ice-cream, but it’s the cherry that you provide that will tie the offering together.

And this is what sets “Turkish Coffee Room” apart from other fortune telling experiences. The vibrant, warm, and fun atmosphere allow guests to not only be themselves, but also remain present to the truth contained within their Turkish coffee cup.

The more present you are, the more beautiful seeds are sown in your life. And you can quote me on this - “Turkish coffee contains all of the secrets to your life”. I tell it how it is. I don’t mince my words”. That’s me, Dr. Honeybrew!

The soothing quality of an amazing conversation (sprinkled with laughter and good humor) can hit the spot sweeter than a creamy cup of Turkish coffee poured over hot Arabian sand, just as it is enjoyed during each “Turkish Coffee Room” session here in NYC. It is very appetizing.

One hear’s the truth with greater clarity when they are in a welcoming environment with others who support them. And that’s the vibration we conjure during our communal Turkish coffee fortune reading ceremonies here in New York City. You will hear your fortune better, understand it completely, and then live it out with vigor according to my predictions!

You won’t be disappointed, I promise on my own life.

I know some of you re going, “Well Dr. Honeybrew, you still haven’t told me if Turkish Coffee readings are true?”.

The short answer is — of course they are true.

When my father gave me that reading, he instilled in me a morsel of hope that was not present in my heart at that moment in my life. I was lost on life’s highway 91 going nowhere. But the sincerity of his words, the conviction that everything will get better - which he meant - inspired a new world to unfurl within me. His reading was of course fascinating too. I did find the love of my life but it wasn’t a person. It was dancing. He mentioned a swan that was enveloping me in its arms who turned out to be… God himself.

Allow me to clarify — I am not a religion person. But later that summer, I did find God on the dance floor. The gosh darn honest truth is that dancing saved my life. Nublu on Avenue C is where my third eye opened, allowing myself to receive clairvoyant powers from the expanding universe.

Of course it also helped to have my father’s genes as well. He was an incredible Turkish coffee fortune reader.

While an actual swan never hugged me, a metaphorical one did. A swan that I interpreted as God. This is essentially Turkish coffee cup fortune reading 1-0-1. Everything is true. But the degree of metaphor and reality change from reading to reading. This is why we need the cherry on top of the ice cream.

You!

Thank you for your reading dad - you were right about everything.