The Corporate Event Fortune Teller
Once upon a time, the core struggle of any burgeoning artist was to remain loyal to the underground without succumbing to the mainstream.
Thankfully, this suffocating philosophy has vanished like coffee dust wafting in air!
Because we can now enjoy slurps of delicious Turkish coffee and boisterous fortune readings without pretension — all right here in “Turkish Coffee Room” in New York City.
I am a believer that beauty should be shared abundantly, even if monolithic corporations are somehow involved in the mix. This may sound alarming, but it’s true. My coffee ground readings are without discrimination and offered globally — which include corporate events.
My first corporate event of “Turkish Coffee Room” was for Meta back in 2018.
At the time, I was a fortune reader exclusively to close friends. Performing in the conference room to one of the biggest company in the entire world was uncharted territory. And like many offices, the energy was stiff, and I could tell the team had their guards up from the get go.
Why not?
Fortune telling is an extremely personal affair. It is like reading someone’s diary out loud in public — “but make it entertaining”! If a psychic does not know how to read the future with gentleness in a group setting — the results can be disastrous.
This is why I am the greatest entertainer and psychic for your corporate event! No awkward moments guaranteed. Pure elation, joy, and unity in my coffee ground & tea leaf fortunes.
Heck, check out my event rates here. I even do cocktail fortune telling! It’s true.
Even during my first team-building event, I knew to not push beyond the limit of comfort derived from an attendee’s energy levels. Most psychics do not know this, and will dig deep into uncomfortable subjects even when the tone of the room says otherwise.
In a team building setting, when a fortune teller betrays this trust in their audience — game over.
Everyone should be made to feel comfortable and receptive to laugh for the future. Achieving this atmosphere though, is a skill set beyond clairvoyance.
Because being a psychic doesn’t make you an entertainer — unless you’re of course, Dr. Honeybrew!
After countless in person and online events for Airbnb, Google, Spotify, Uber, Princeton University, and Sony — I have mastered the disarming of rigid work environments to a single rule:
Know thyself.
The better you know you, the better the world will hear you.
And while misunderstandings are bound to occur in life, very few will ever fault you for showcasing empathy, care, and love towards them.
Humans respond positively to kindness? That’s new!
On numerous occasions, my clients have expressed their eternal disappointment for having chosen a fortune teller other than myself for their event. They would claim the fortune teller had no boundaries and made everyone uncomfortable with their ghastly prophecies.
I’ve heard this far too many times to not write about it.
Yes, you may pay a little extra to get Dr. Honeybrew to your event — but what you’re getting is a psychic, entertainer, magician, and a psychologist all rolled into one. Quality as they say.
Maybe psychologist is going too far.
I had a brilliant team building event for “Starface World” recently — a company that specializes in hydrocolloid pimple patches for youth and teens. Even Justin Bieber follows them!
A male participant walked up to me to express his feelings of our Turkish coffee fortune ceremony, saying these words…
“I love how much you can push the envelope while respecting everyone’s comfort level. You have a true talent in uniting people!”.
But it was the event organizer who would seal my fate for future corporate events!
“I learned more from my colleagues today than in the last 9 months since I started working here.”
Dr. Honeybrew at your corporate event is the best entertainer in New York City!
What are my thoughts on corporate events?
Being enemies with “the man” is far too easy. Because there are far too many good people who work for big companies.
Perhaps even you!
And while we may not change the world from the ground up, we can use our own individual powers to leverage the system in a way to alter the course of the future in a more desirable fashion for the rest of society.
Personally, I do this by giving money away during my fortune readings — like a psychic Robin Hood!
When Sammy Hagar hosted a concert for the Republican convention at the music venue where I used to work in 2007, my boss Damon had these words to say…
“Hit the bigwigs in the wallet where it hurts the most”. Swing batta batta, swing!
But of course, it’s not just about the money. The main reason why I love performing Turkish coffee ground readings at corporate team-building events is because of this:
To create magic in the most unlikely of places where it’s needed the most.
You can book an event for your team with Dr. Honeybrew here.
